captain-crosby:

captain-crosby:

The tv behind me at this restaurant is playing hockey and I was turning to look and the group of guys were like staring at me thinking I’m looking at them and I’m all like don’t flatter yourself hockey is on

This is not what I want to be remembered for

baredisneynecessities:

madibert:

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

i have been flicking/punching the air between my finger/hand and the computer for way too long

baredisneynecessities:

madibert:

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

i have been flicking/punching the air between my finger/hand and the computer for way too long

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

princess-peachie:

soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

"That one looks like a carrot.""And that one looks like a dandelion!""That one looks like a biiiiiiigggg mountain of hay!"

princess-peachie:

soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

"That one looks like a carrot."
"And that one looks like a dandelion!"
"That one looks like a biiiiiiigggg mountain of hay!"

Okay….

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.